Jason Chaffetz

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))