Matraca Berg

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)