Seamus

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)